alice in hooverland

whenthesuspenderscomeoff:

it’s weird how being a pussy is weak and having balls means you’re tough i mean punch me in the uterus and i will be fine i’m used to that shit once a month come at me but if i kick you in the balls you are down my man you are down hard

‘Kids on the slope’. That shit is gonna fuck you up.
Also, ‘Chasing Cotards’.

alphagravy asked: All of them! :)

ooooh i like how you play. yes. good. 

1. something i really regret.

waiting this long to have sex and i’m still yet to have done it. seriously, it’s a very frustrating problem. ugh

2. if i have cats

i did until recently. last june i rescued a new born kitten and took him in. i named him loki and seriously, he really was loki reincarnated. such a little destroyer. but this christmas, i came home and he took down the christmas tree, and stuff got broken and i really couldn’t take it anymore, nothing i ever did could manage to calm him down so i decided to take him outside. i have like a private, interior garden at the block of flats i live in so he’s there right now, claiming the other cats to bow down to him and banging all the cat chicks. i think he’s happier outside of the flat. hmm

3. celebrity crush.

at the mo, mr cumberbatch. with a little mr hiddleston on the side. and mr leto when i feel extra horny. ;)

4. if i have a boyfriend

if i had a boyfriend, trust me, i wouldn’t be spending my time on tumblr, crying over celebrities and fictional characters, i’d be fucking his brains out. *sigh*

5. favourite food.

hmmm. anything and everything that tastes good, with the exception of junk food. (well, not really, but only slightly, i mean is pizza considered junk food?)

6. sweetest thing someone ever said to me.

i have a really weird and distorted idea of what sweet is, so when someone told me i had the greatest pair of tits ever, i thought it was sweet. hehehehehehe

7. tell about someone i hate

i don’t waste my time with such trivial sentiments. no, really i don’t hate anyone in particular, there’s more of a category: liars, hypocrites, self-importants, superficials, ignorants, ppl like that.

8. what i did today.

alright. ok. a day in the life of me. woke up way too early for my liking, went to school, had two exams, left school and went to the opera for some papers that needed to be approved so i can film for my documentary for school, at 1 pm moved across the city to the bank so i can discuss a contract and then i went to work. after work i headed home, but just when i was very close to my station, the fucking tram broke down and i had to walk home 15 minutes. got home, jumped into the shower, got out, i was thinking about eating something but the miss i-like-to-play-dirty over here gave me tumblr homework, so here i am. much love

9. something i really wanna have

a macbook pro. enough money to be able to live and study in london two years from now. a boyfriend. :))))

10. done

11. reason it’s been done with my ex

he had some unresolved issues about his ex and he wasn’t ready for a relationship yet (yeah right, like i believed it, but meh, whatevs)

12. 3 people i miss

my mom. my highschool friend who went to uni in england. my mom.

13. my favourite book.

sooo many. i am currently re-reading Swann’s Sway by Proust, if that’s any help. :)) tolkien. dostoyevski. asimov. rowling. garcia-marquez. chekov. shakespeare. just off the top of my head.

14. biggest blunder ever. 

i don’t know. when i was in junior high i lied about my father. i guess this one? have no idea.

15. how i wanna marry later.

small wedding on some rocky shore in scotland (yet to be decided. ayrshire looks pretty awesome. near Culzane Castle.)

16. the thing i am most insecure about.

my body i think. meh

17. done

18. the happiest moment in my life

every time i got out of the country and visited a different place.

19. what i would buy if i had one million.

what million what? cuz in my country a million means shit. euros? well, i dunno, buy some tech that i want/need, some new fancy clothes, a car, maybe and i’d invest the rest. or smth. make that money make more money somehow. dunno. and i’d donate some to some charities. ones that deal with children mostly.

20. the last time i cried and why.

i watched Metropolis last night (the anime). and i shed some crocodile tears when Tima said ‘who am i’ the last time. my god, it took me by surprise and i broke down.

21. favourite blog on tumblr.

really cannot say, every single blog i follow counts as a favourite one. that’s why i follow them.

22. the reason why i started tumblr.

she’s at fault. she told me about it back in ‘08, i looked at her blog, i liked what i saw (aaaww yeaaah) and decided to get one myself. it took me a while to realise how it operated and for some time i didn’t really spend much time here. and then…..it clicked. =)))

23. something i hate the most about people

see no. 7

24. what i’m wearing.

a white, almost transparent night gown. hehehe

25. how i feel right now

a bit tired. clean (oh that shower was godsent). annoyed by my finals.

sssssssim asked: 10, 17, 24, are gonna see eachother on the 6th @ Romexpo? :)

oooh babes, i would love nothing more, but i really have no money, unless by some divine intervention someone will take pity on my soul and give me a ticket. i shall keep you posted anyway.

on with the q’s, thanks.

10. Favourite drink

water. coffee. tea (any kind). orange juice. martini. tequila.

17. What i would do if i could go back in time.

Convince my mother not to have surgery. get a grip, get rid of insecurities and have sex when i should’ve have.

24. What i’m wearing.

birthday suit. bahahahahahahaaaaa. naaww dawg, just some plain ol’ jeans&black shirt. ;)